06.Apr.14 1 week ago

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via ryanmattel)

06.Apr.14 1 week ago
06.Apr.14 1 week ago

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

(via lordlouiedor)

06.Apr.14 1 week ago

pfdiva:

jaredpadaleki:

a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.

an Adventure is a trip without a destination.

a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.

#excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x)

I often take journeys up and down my halls to think.  I like this.

(Source: pregamingforaslumberparty, via lordlouiedor)

06.Apr.14 1 week ago

1ocus:

The average person was a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered.

If the person is trans, that chance turns into 1 in 12 chance of being murdered.

Think about that for a moment. 

(via lordlouiedor)

06.Apr.14 1 week ago

rorpie:

do u really think im gonna take u seriously if ur defending the rights of people who already have their rights

(via lordlouiedor)

06.Apr.14 1 week ago

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via lordlouiedor)

06.Apr.14 1 week ago

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via lordlouiedor)

06.Apr.14 1 week ago