Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.
an Adventure is a trip without a destination.
a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.
I often take journeys up and down my halls to think. I like this.
The average person was a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered.
If the person is trans, that chance turns into 1 in 12 chance of being murdered.
Think about that for a moment.
do u really think im gonna take u seriously if ur defending the rights of people who already have their rights
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen